Broadstreet RFC Third XV Prepare Fully For The Visit To Dudley Kingswinford RFC This Coming Saturday.
John Brown Orders Additional Training For The New French Lads.

Broadstreet RFC Thirds are really being put through their paces this week with the extra training that's being demanded. Recognising the need to maintain the levels of camaraderie existing within this great game of Rugby Football, Thirds' Manager John Brown, has organised two intensive half-hour sessions away from the pitch and set-up shop in Lecture Room One. To ensure post-match conviviality at the bar this Saturday with DK's players, discussing the major talking points of the game, these sessions are aimed at oiling the wheels of communication and thus fraternisation with our Black Country opponents.
The feelings of companionship and brotherhood should be greatly enhanced if the Street players are able to take on board their linguistic introduction to deepest Yam-Yam. Without letting the cat out of the bag, here's a brief extract from the Lecture Room sessions.
Session 1: Parlez-vous Pays de Noir?
| Air - The wife |
| Alloy - A friend, not a foe |
| Birmingham Mile - A local newspaper |
| Bison - To wash your hands in, next to the loo |
| Buzz - A form of public transport |
| Foil - A workshop tool |
| Good boy - A bargain |
| Hum - An Englishman's castle |
| Loiter - A smoker's accessory |
| Moy - Has 31 days |
| Point - Glass of real ale |
| Poise - Steak and kidney being an example |
| Reuter - One who writes |
| Toil - Many together form a roof covering |
| Yow no - An assumption of intelligence |
Session 2: Parlez-vous Pays de Noir avancée?
| Foyer - The burning of combustible materials |
| Freud - Food cooked in oil |
| Horse pickle - A building housing many patients |
| Loin - Shortest distance between two points |
| Lung - Not short |
| Mower - Something extra |
| Rung - Incorrect |
| Strung - Powerful |
| To die - The day before tomorrow |
| Toughie - A sticky sweet |
| Wick - Seven days |
Pierre, William and Valentin, Awlroyt ?








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