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Broadstreet RFC Third XV Prepare Fully For The Visit To Dudley Kingswinford RFC This Coming Saturday.

Last modified Wednesday, 06 October 2010
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John Brown Orders Additional Training For The New French Lads.

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Broadstreet RFC Thirds are really being put through their paces this week with the extra training that's being demanded. Recognising the need to maintain the levels of camaraderie existing within this great game of Rugby Football, Thirds' Manager John Brown, has organised two intensive half-hour sessions away from the pitch and set-up shop in Lecture Room One. To ensure post-match conviviality at the bar this Saturday with DK's players, discussing the major talking points of the game, these sessions are aimed at oiling the wheels of communication and thus fraternisation with our Black Country opponents.

The feelings of companionship and brotherhood should be greatly enhanced if the Street players are able to take on board their linguistic introduction to deepest Yam-Yam. Without letting the cat out of the bag, here's a brief extract from the Lecture Room sessions.

Session 1: Parlez-vous Pays de Noir?

Air             - The wife
Alloy           - A friend, not a foe
Birmingham Mile - A local newspaper
Bison           - To wash your hands in, next to the loo
Buzz           - A form of public transport
Foil           - A workshop tool
Good boy       - A bargain
Hum             - An Englishman's castle
Loiter         - A smoker's accessory
Moy             - Has 31 days
Point           - Glass of real ale
Poise           - Steak and kidney being an example
Reuter         - One who writes
Toil           - Many together form a roof covering
Yow no         - An assumption of intelligence

Session 2: Parlez-vous Pays de Noir avancée?

Foyer           - The burning of combustible materials
Freud           - Food cooked in oil
Horse pickle   - A building housing many patients
Loin           - Shortest distance between two points
Lung           - Not short
Mower           - Something extra
Rung           - Incorrect
Strung         - Powerful
To die         - The day before tomorrow
Toughie         - A sticky sweet
Wick           - Seven days

Pierre, William and Valentin, Awlroyt ?

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